Sex talk

 

An Englishman, an American, and an Arab meet in a bar and quickly start talking about sex, specifically, what the most effective aphrodisiac is.

The Englishman says, “There’s no doubt in my mind, my friends, that alcohol is a true love potion. Get a young filly a little tipsy and, my word, she’ll surrender her honor faster than a French soldier!”

The American shakes his head: “No way, buddy. I love me some booze and it sure gets ‘em horny - but” - looking around, and whispering - “if you really want a guaranteed wet’n’wild ride, just give ‘er some cocaine. Nothin’ - and I mean nothin’ - gets ‘em going like coke. My, my; boys, I tell you, one sniff o’ the ol’ devil dust and she’ll be yours.”

The Arab smiles sips his whiskey and shakes his head in turn. “Gentlemen, I am afraid you are both quite incorrect. I assure you, the greatest aphrodisiac is cannabis: in my country after a woman gets stoned, you can fuck her any and every way you like....”