So this guy decides to take off work to go golfing.

So he's there on the Green, about to head his ball, when he hears, "Ribbit! Nine-iron!"

He looks down and there's a little frog next to his foot. "What did you say, little frog?"

And the frog repeats. "Ribbit! Nine-iron!"

So the man shrugs, figures what the hell, switches clubs to his 9-iron. He lines up his shot, swings, and it is a beautiful shot. The ball sails through the air and when it lands if falls 5 ft from the hole.

"That's amazing!"

"Ribbit! Told you!"

So the man scoops up the little frog, puts it on his golf cart, and drives towards his ball. And with the little frogs help he golfs the greatest game in his life. He's lowered his handicap by 5 strokes.

Then he gets an idea.

He travels with the frog to Las Vegas. He sits down at a blackjack table, and with the little frogs help he plays hand after hand.

"What do you think, little frog?"

I'm a little frog response, "Ribbit! Take a card!" or "Ribbit! Stay!"

And in very short order the man is up twenty grand. So quickly in fact that the hotel and casino comps him a room. The penthouse, in fact.

And the man gets another idea. He orders room service, and with the little frogs help he picks out the most fantastic meal he's ever had in his life.

"Ribbit! T-bone steak!"

The food comes to the room, he eats it, and he is completely satisfied. He lies down on the bed, the little frog on the pillow next to him, and he says, "Thank you so much, little frog. This is one of the greatest days of my life. And it was all thanks to you. How can I ever repay you?"

And the little frog says, "Ribbit! Kiss me!"

The man is taking a back for a second. "I'm sorry, what did you say, little frog?"

And the frog just repeats. "Ribbit! Kiss me!"

I saw the man balls over it for a moment, figures what the hell, the frog has given him a really good day so what exactly does he have to deny this frog?

he leans in, and he kisses the frog, at which point the frog in a big puff of smoke turns into a gorgeous -- although completely naked -- 15-year-old girl.

"And that, Your Honor, is how she got into my hotel room!"